The meeting with Shoreline went well. We discussed some possible deals for the future. Morris and I had a good conversation. It was clearly a "feeling out discussion." We talked about a few projects that Shoreline represents and a few projects that I represent. How Shoreline exploited them and what made Shoreline choose to work with those projects. They base their decisions on their inside sales peoples projections of what they think they can make off them in foreign markets. My company Heretic will send them Lurking in Suburbia to see if they want to distribute it internationally. Could be the start of a solid relationship.
An awkward moment in the conversation came when I asked him about a scumbag sales rep who we will call Dirtbag Steve. Dirtbag Steve repped a small project that went to Shoreline instead of Heretic. That's fine projects get to one distributor or another and getting mad over one lost opportunity will keep you from exploring the next opportunity. It will also make you old, fat, bald and really really frustrated. The problem with Dirtbag Steve is he told me that I could have that project if I invested in another of his projects. As far as I know, Dirtbag Steve never gave those filmmakers my offer. Life is too short for that kind of lack of ethics - I know that's naive, but seriously, the people that succeed in this business and life in general are true to their word. I asked Morris if he did much work with Dirtbag. Morris said "no." I said "Good. If you told me that you worked with him often. I would have walked out." I'm pretty sure that the look in his eye said: Wow, a strait talker. That must get him in a lot of trouble. What he actually said was "I guess I can be frank, I don't much like him much either."
I liked Morris. One of the rules I like is work with the right team. People that you can trust. People that you want to work with for a long damn time.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Monday, March 24, 2008
somedays
To quote Woody Allen: Life, what a mother fucker. I am as depressed as I have ever been over a breakup (can't sleep, can't eat) and I have to go pitch a romantic comedy to possible funders in a few days. Yay. Wow, is that going to be a fun pitch. It's not just a pitch meeting. They want to talk to me about raising GAP financing and finishing funds for some of their movies. I guess we'll see if we can help each other out.
It's a fun comedy. I have been writing it on and off for about two years. It takes place in San Francisco over a few weeks in December. I think that if I can work it right there is solid potential for a Christmas type movie. My lawyer/producer Paul says that limits the marketability of the project. I'm not sure that I agree. When Hary Met Sally was released in July and that had it's finale at a New Years party. Not really a comparison, I know. WHMS had actual stars, a star director and huge budget. I will have none of those things and the industry has changed dramatically but, so what. Live the dream is the only reason to do this. Although, it is such a small budget that I may have to open the story to take place anytime of year.
There are three main couples: Will and Sue, Peltz and Mackenzie and Ryan and Caroline. Will and Sue are a couple of young twenty somethings trying to figure out if they should stay together or break up. Sue is thinking "break up" because she is "too young to be this settled." I have 80% of their story done. I still need to work out the final scene where they see each other for real and get together.
Peltz and Mackenzie are both artists. He makes puppets. She is a singer. He loves her. She thinks he's an asshole because he's rude to her when he's nervous. Hijinxs ensue. He falls for her. Doesn't say anything. She falls for him. Doesn't say anything. Peltz friends finally push them together.
....And Ryan. Ryan is based on every bad breakup, relationship, unrequited love that I have ever had. Ryan falls for Caroline. As soon as he's open to her she leaves him (I wrote this before my bitch ex-girlfriend ripped my heart out my ass).
The three stories interlace by connecting the characters through work and friendships. I plan to get a mid range name actor for Ryan. A known, up and coming TV character actor for Peltz (I don't know what he looks like now or even if he's young enough, but I think that the chubby red headed kid from the Sandlot is the type I'm looking for). For Will a just past his teen sensation years, TV guy . For Mackenzie, I want to get a singer that can belt out a blues song with deep sultry sex. Possibly a European singer with a following there and use that to help exploit the foreign markets. And an unknown actress for Sue. I will find a hot dusky hued supermodel for Caroline.
All this and I keep getting caught up in how quickly that woman replaced me. Five months ago, I was starting to write wedding vows. Seven weeks ago we broke it off. Four weeks ago she emailed to say that she is doing much better because she met someone new. WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO MEAN? I didn't need to know that she's with someone else. Seriously, it didn't work out. Why not just call it a day and go off in different directions to heal? This is what I'm thinking about while I'm trying to gear up for a pretty god damn important god damn meeting with goddamn Shore-goddamn-line.
It's a fun comedy. I have been writing it on and off for about two years. It takes place in San Francisco over a few weeks in December. I think that if I can work it right there is solid potential for a Christmas type movie. My lawyer/producer Paul says that limits the marketability of the project. I'm not sure that I agree. When Hary Met Sally was released in July and that had it's finale at a New Years party. Not really a comparison, I know. WHMS had actual stars, a star director and huge budget. I will have none of those things and the industry has changed dramatically but, so what. Live the dream is the only reason to do this. Although, it is such a small budget that I may have to open the story to take place anytime of year.
There are three main couples: Will and Sue, Peltz and Mackenzie and Ryan and Caroline. Will and Sue are a couple of young twenty somethings trying to figure out if they should stay together or break up. Sue is thinking "break up" because she is "too young to be this settled." I have 80% of their story done. I still need to work out the final scene where they see each other for real and get together.
Peltz and Mackenzie are both artists. He makes puppets. She is a singer. He loves her. She thinks he's an asshole because he's rude to her when he's nervous. Hijinxs ensue. He falls for her. Doesn't say anything. She falls for him. Doesn't say anything. Peltz friends finally push them together.
....And Ryan. Ryan is based on every bad breakup, relationship, unrequited love that I have ever had. Ryan falls for Caroline. As soon as he's open to her she leaves him (I wrote this before my bitch ex-girlfriend ripped my heart out my ass).
The three stories interlace by connecting the characters through work and friendships. I plan to get a mid range name actor for Ryan. A known, up and coming TV character actor for Peltz (I don't know what he looks like now or even if he's young enough, but I think that the chubby red headed kid from the Sandlot is the type I'm looking for). For Will a just past his teen sensation years, TV guy . For Mackenzie, I want to get a singer that can belt out a blues song with deep sultry sex. Possibly a European singer with a following there and use that to help exploit the foreign markets. And an unknown actress for Sue. I will find a hot dusky hued supermodel for Caroline.
All this and I keep getting caught up in how quickly that woman replaced me. Five months ago, I was starting to write wedding vows. Seven weeks ago we broke it off. Four weeks ago she emailed to say that she is doing much better because she met someone new. WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SO MEAN? I didn't need to know that she's with someone else. Seriously, it didn't work out. Why not just call it a day and go off in different directions to heal? This is what I'm thinking about while I'm trying to gear up for a pretty god damn important god damn meeting with goddamn Shore-goddamn-line.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
the book
I've been reading The Jew and the Lotus on my new Kindle. First the Kindle is an incredible device. I have something like thirty books, one magazine subscription and two daily newspaper subscriptions on that bad boy. It's lightweight, easy to use and a great conversation piece. If it was a woman, I'd marry her. Especially now that my ex was kind enough to tell me that she met someone new. Nice.
The book (which ex girlfriend (it didn't work out (but she was awesome (mostly)) gave me) [cool use of parens, no?] is pretty good. A bunch of Jews, from a half dozen different denominations, travel to India to meet the Dalai Lama and engage in dialogue about survival in Diaspora. The Lama* wants to learn from the Jews how they survived without a homeland. Most of the Jews didn't really think about the fact they had something to learn as well. In their defense, many of the Jews realize that they have all kinds of new philosophies and concepts to explore. I'm only about a third of the way through, but so far it's amazing.
I am looking forward to the summations at the end of this journey. It could go in a few directions. I suspect that the Llama will get some benefit from the experience of the Jewish people in finding their path to the future. I'm more curious about how the Buddhists will affect (effect?**) the Jewish leaders.
*When I was a kid, I didn't understand the difference between a Lama and a Llama. I could not figure out why people would travel to Tibet to climb mountains and talk to a big goat thing. Than I saw Dr. Doolittle with Rex Harrison. The movie had a PushMePullYou a two headed, no pooper, Llama that people sang songs about and I was really confused. I think that I finally figured it out when I was about 20. It's not that I'm stupid, I just never thought about it.
**I really have to look that up.
The book (which ex girlfriend (it didn't work out (but she was awesome (mostly)) gave me) [cool use of parens, no?] is pretty good. A bunch of Jews, from a half dozen different denominations, travel to India to meet the Dalai Lama and engage in dialogue about survival in Diaspora. The Lama* wants to learn from the Jews how they survived without a homeland. Most of the Jews didn't really think about the fact they had something to learn as well. In their defense, many of the Jews realize that they have all kinds of new philosophies and concepts to explore. I'm only about a third of the way through, but so far it's amazing.
I am looking forward to the summations at the end of this journey. It could go in a few directions. I suspect that the Llama will get some benefit from the experience of the Jewish people in finding their path to the future. I'm more curious about how the Buddhists will affect (effect?**) the Jewish leaders.
*When I was a kid, I didn't understand the difference between a Lama and a Llama. I could not figure out why people would travel to Tibet to climb mountains and talk to a big goat thing. Than I saw Dr. Doolittle with Rex Harrison. The movie had a PushMePullYou a two headed, no pooper, Llama that people sang songs about and I was really confused. I think that I finally figured it out when I was about 20. It's not that I'm stupid, I just never thought about it.
**I really have to look that up.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
SXSW the hotel experience
I got to Austin late and checked into the hotel around 10:00 PM. The first room
was a smoking room and smelled like the 405 freeway at rush hour. My clothes smelled from standing in the doorway for a minute. The second room was better. The room smelled like a hotel room, but the bathroom....oh the bathroom. The bathroom had the distinctive scent of puke. I knew it well. That ever present Saturday morning smell from my freshman dorm at college. I decided to stay and scrubbed the sink down with mouthwash (Listerine is like liquid duct tape). After that, the room was fine.
My hotel experience reminded me of a bunch of other places that I don't like to visit. I backpacked through Indonesia in '96. I like the countryside much more than most of the cities. Outside Yogyakarta, I had a dinner which was called Chicken, but may have been raw, yet steaming, human flesh. There are a bunch of others, but, I refrain for now.
Today, I hit a few different panels. Getting Unstuck: Desktop to Device was totally over my head and I left pretty fast. Ran into a friend from home, who as it turns out, is a wicked blog queen, here to speak on a panel. The real gift of today was the Art of Speed panel. It was manned by; Tim Ferriss of Four Hour Work Week fame, Mike Cassidy of Benchmark Capital, Evan Williams of Twitter and Obvious and Cali Lewis host of Geekbrief. They were amazing. Inspired. It's cool to see people that love what they do and maintain there balance. One of the things they talked about was passion. Another was personal life and keeping it balanced.
It really was inspiring. I spent the half hour after the panel figuring out how to make an online festival happen. I think that will be my next project.
was a smoking room and smelled like the 405 freeway at rush hour. My clothes smelled from standing in the doorway for a minute. The second room was better. The room smelled like a hotel room, but the bathroom....oh the bathroom. The bathroom had the distinctive scent of puke. I knew it well. That ever present Saturday morning smell from my freshman dorm at college. I decided to stay and scrubbed the sink down with mouthwash (Listerine is like liquid duct tape). After that, the room was fine.
My hotel experience reminded me of a bunch of other places that I don't like to visit. I backpacked through Indonesia in '96. I like the countryside much more than most of the cities. Outside Yogyakarta, I had a dinner which was called Chicken, but may have been raw, yet steaming, human flesh. There are a bunch of others, but, I refrain for now.
Today, I hit a few different panels. Getting Unstuck: Desktop to Device was totally over my head and I left pretty fast. Ran into a friend from home, who as it turns out, is a wicked blog queen, here to speak on a panel. The real gift of today was the Art of Speed panel. It was manned by; Tim Ferriss of Four Hour Work Week fame, Mike Cassidy of Benchmark Capital, Evan Williams of Twitter and Obvious and Cali Lewis host of Geekbrief. They were amazing. Inspired. It's cool to see people that love what they do and maintain there balance. One of the things they talked about was passion. Another was personal life and keeping it balanced.
It really was inspiring. I spent the half hour after the panel figuring out how to make an online festival happen. I think that will be my next project.
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
First one
OK, here I go. It's two days before the South By Southwest film festival and I am really far behind in my research for the festival. I have been meaning to start writing a blog for a while now. Crazy day. I spent the morning, doing errands (pick up dry cleaning, wash car, staff meeting). Than I bought my new computer and have done battle with my ignorance of all things electronic and tried to upload all my old files.
I had wanted to research the From Here to Awesome online festival which Heretic Films is co sponsoring with about a dozen other companies. I am thinking about doing an online short film festival for fun in a few months and I would love to talk to Lance Weiler (I think that's his name) about creating a festival, since I am going to see him at SXSW. Earlier today, I had a discussion with a foreign distributor to negotiate foreign sales for The Bloodshed and 24 Hours on Craigslist. And, I spoke with a potential investor in one of the scripts that I am writing. All in all, pretty busy day. OK, enough rambling for now...
I had wanted to research the From Here to Awesome online festival which Heretic Films is co sponsoring with about a dozen other companies. I am thinking about doing an online short film festival for fun in a few months and I would love to talk to Lance Weiler (I think that's his name) about creating a festival, since I am going to see him at SXSW. Earlier today, I had a discussion with a foreign distributor to negotiate foreign sales for The Bloodshed and 24 Hours on Craigslist. And, I spoke with a potential investor in one of the scripts that I am writing. All in all, pretty busy day. OK, enough rambling for now...
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